Ronald Maltz

Someone just asked me why my profile was blank. I just have not had time to put anything down yet. I will..but for now..I hope any one of these reasons will due...thanks

The Ten top reasons why my profile is Blank
(with apologies to David Letterman)

1) I am in the Witness Protection Program
2) Sold my life story to Warner Brothers
3) I never did learn to read or write
4) Mary Rombro is still correcting the grammar
(see previous answer)
5) Spanish Lab has zapped my last brain cell
6) Too busy writing scripts for Hollywood
7) Too busy getting rejections from Hollywood
8) Can’t write on the Sabbath you know!
9) I’m just too lazy....and last but not least...
10) I take the right to protect my innocence.....

ahh the memories.. I was Editor-in-Chief of the newspaper, Captain of the Baseball, Basketball and Football Teams. President of the Debate Society, Future Farmers of America, Spanish Club, French Club, Latin Club, Math Club and Computer Society, Top Science Project Winner, Lead in High School Play, Foreign Exchange Student. School Mascot. Head of the Student Advisory Board and Prom Committee, Read morning announcements, Drove all the buses. School Medic. Secured all doors before leaving building at the end of school day. (Any Yearbook that shows otherwise is an obvious fake)